Falešní začátečníci

A: What kind of music do you like?
B: Rock and stuff like that.

The manager claims his hands are tied and that the dismissal of half of the staff is necessary for the company’s survival.

A: I can never understand the meeting minutes.
B: Right, they’re terrible. Oh, I get it now – you are responsible for the third bullet point..

A: So you invited Pavel to your party?
B: No, the other way round – he invited me to their party.

I think my parents never truly believed that I could make it as a professional athlete. They supported me in every possible way, but I’d say they thought I was chasing rainbows.

A: How often do you read a book?
B: I used to read all the time before I had kids, but now it’s once in a blue moon.

Though McDonald’s is trying to present itself as a chain of restaurants which are processing only ingredients of the highest quality, at the end of the day it is still a burger brand.

I talked to the doctor and he said you tried to stand up to some thieves and got stabbed. Next time, don’t play the hero. Use your common sense and call the police!

A woman was arrested after being caught red-handed stealing a handbag.