Phrase of the Week

A: How often do you read a book?
B: I used to read all the time before I had kids, but now it’s once in a blue moon.

Though McDonald’s is trying to present itself as a chain of restaurants which are processing only ingredients of the highest quality, at the end of the day it is still a burger brand.

I talked to the doctor and he said you tried to stand up to some thieves and got stabbed. Next time, don’t play the hero. Use your common sense and call the police!

A woman was arrested after being caught red-handed stealing a handbag.

The entire story of where she was and who she was with the whole night sounds like a tissue of lies.

A: I quit smoking again – for good this time.

“I’m having a conversation with the boss this afternoon. To be honest, I don’t know what to expect.”
“Ugh, rather you than me, he’s really scary.”

A: Did you know we have a sea in the Czech Republic?
B: Oh, pull the other one!
A: Yes, you’re right. I was just kidding.

A: He said he couldn’t come to school because he was helping the police catch a killer.
B: That’s a likely story. He’s probably just in bed sleeping.

A: Did you enjoy your salmon?
B: In a word, no. It was too dry.